Celestial Tv Aficionado Prints

On-high def TV.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo