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'Charging station.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

Jenga!!!

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Honeyhuman Suite

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look Little JARRED'S trying to Orbit'

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"You had me at sextile moon."

Lesser-known phases of the moon. Hey! Rebellious. Why does earth keep staring at me? Awkward. Shy. Immature.

How did we ever communicate before this technology?

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

'You've developed phantom phone syndrome.'

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

Atlas swats the moon.

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

Waiter and waitress heaven.

God/Saint Watching Football.

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"We're engaged!"