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God Knitting a Sheep

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

Baby Mozart.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

BLESS YOU

Newton's cradle

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Musical Pondering.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Sportknitting

Is this Seat Taken?

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."