Divine Seamstress T-Shirts

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Arts and crafts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Sew on a sequin!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Newton's cradle

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Jesus Christ

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Harps and Embroidery.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'