Constellation Creator T-Shirts

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The Big Tipper

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Creator's Block

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God creating the galaxy.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

God playing with dolls.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'There's the big tipper!'

The Great Teddy Bear

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

God creates a square world.

Astrological accidents.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"