Constellation Creator T-Shirts

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Big Tipper

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Creator's Block

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God creating the galaxy.

"I still maintain an online presence."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

God playing with dolls.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'There's the big tipper!'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

Bowling ball earth

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

God creates a square world.

The Great Teddy Bear

Astrological accidents.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"