Crater Creator T-Shirts

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Things are looking up!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

God playing with dolls.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Lighting a Pipe

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

God's Writers Block

God creates a square world.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Convergent Fauna

Decoying the Giraffe