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"I still maintain an online presence."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Heaven

God creating the galaxy.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Life on cloud 8

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'