Celestial Content Creator Gifts

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

God creating the galaxy.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Heaven

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Life on cloud 8

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.