Mystic Business Enthusiast Prints

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'