Mystics At Heart Pillows

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Your Palm

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"