Mysticism Lovers Pillows

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

David and Goliath.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Fortune Tellers Convention

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"This new guy's really good!"