Mystic Lovers Pillows

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Tooth fairy

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Centaur falls in love.

For services to Tourism. . .

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'S**t!'

Octopus Lady

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Exam Questions Foretold

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Stork Swinging Baby.

'I've come as a brownie.'

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Meaning Of Life $5.00

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."