Tech And Mysticism Mash-up Appreciators Pillows

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

Geek fairies

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Plugged In

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Jesus Saves

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

"I want to get away to it all."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'Click on the icon.'