Tech And Mysticism Mash-up Appreciators Gifts

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

Geek fairies

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Plugged In

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

S

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Jesus Saves

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Binary meditation.

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Click on the icon.'

'You called for tech support?'

"It's a message for you from the other side."