Mystic Modernist Pillows

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."

"I just use an app now."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Ill next Thursday

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

Amateur Palmist

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'