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Mystic Modernist T-Shirts
Celebrate your mystical side with modern, stylish t-shirts that feature spiritual symbols and abstract designs. Perfect for expressing your unique vibe with a touch of mystic modernism.
"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."
"I just use an app now."
'It's my new fortune e-reader.'
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
Wikipedia...
Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.
"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"
"Do you have an appointment?"
"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"
God's Phone
Witches of Instagram
"All the celebrities come here."
'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
"Did you have a cat?"
'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'
Nikolay Rerih
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'
Ill next Thursday
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
Yogi back in 5.
"You're on mute."
'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'
Amateur Palmist
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