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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

Snake with headphones.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

God's Phone

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.