Tech-savvy Traditionalists Gifts

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

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"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

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'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Christmas pudcast"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

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"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen