Tech-loving Traditionalist Gifts

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Unicorn in the Woods

He still refuses to upgrade.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Christmas pudcast"

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'