Techy Traditionalist Gifts

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Scrooge Tech:'Bah! Humbug!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Champagne at the hunt

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Christmas pudcast"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes