Techy Traditionalist Pillows

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Scrooge Tech:'Bah! Humbug!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Champagne at the hunt

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Christmas pudcast"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."