Tech-loving Traditionalist Pillows

'You two go, I'm following the stars on Twitter.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Man Reading Laptop.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Unicorn in the Woods

He still refuses to upgrade.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Christmas pudcast"

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'