Tech Fairy Tale Enthusiast Mugs

Nethead strip: Kissed frog turns into a PC

If Disney was a software company

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Stealth broom.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

Amish personal mobility scooter

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Who is the fairest of them all?

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

Lunar Powered Broomstick

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

Ask us about our cloud computer services.

Cavewoman fantasy

'It's ok - he's online.'

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

'Dad, tell us again about growing up without a search engine.'

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."

You, Sadie Cohen, need help using a computer. What of it, dork?! You, Queen of the Luddites, hater of new technology, angry critic of progress. Yes, you are a hypocrite. But do you realize what else you are? A geek. The most foul of the four-letter words.

'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'

'I say you can't be too rich, too thin or too high-tech.'

"Open Sesame."

"Alexa, play me what I deserve."