Tech-savvy Fairy Tale Lovers Gifts

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Let's all be fairies.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Brothers Grimm

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

Ginger Snaps.

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

Social media in fairy tales