Tech-savvy Fairy Tale Lovers Gifts

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

If Disney was a software company

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Fearless Frog Part 19

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Brothers Grimm

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

The prince is using that shoe to find his true love. He's looking for his sole mate!

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

Ginger Snaps.

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'