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"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'There's nothing on.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

God's Phone

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"First gig in a while?"

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."