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"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'There's nothing on.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

God's Phone

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Migration Music

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'