Tech-savvy Theatergoers T-Shirts

All New Wizard of Oz: 'Can you hear me now, Auntie Em?'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'There's nothing on.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Don't go in there!!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Here's looking at me, kid."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Jesus Saves

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

The Paunch & Judy Show

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"I've been reformatted for television."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Click on the icon.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'