Tech-savvy Theatergoers Prints

All New Wizard of Oz: 'Can you hear me now, Auntie Em?'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'There's nothing on.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"Here's looking at me, kid."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

The Paunch & Judy Show

Jesus Saves

Jerusalem's Got Talent

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"I've been reformatted for television."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Click on the icon.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'