Tech-savvy Flock T-Shirts

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Baby Potty Training Robot

Virtual Beach

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Newborns on cell phones

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

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