Tech-savvy Flock T-Shirts

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Virtual Beach

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

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