Asteroid Adventurer T-Shirts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Alphabet soup

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"AI tsumoney"

Asteroid Bennu

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Water divining Mars