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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Lonely alien on a deserted asteroid.

Only in the newspapers.

"Too controversial. Let's run a picture of another dry river bed."

Water divining Mars

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.