Astronomy Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Head over Hooves

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Marry me astronaut

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Siri, find oxygen."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."