Asteroid Adventurer Prints

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Life of Pi

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Astral Projection

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

We're With Stupid

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Alphabet soup

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"AI tsumoney"

Water divining Mars

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.