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Asteroid Bennu

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'So you're sure this will cover against any unforeseen problem?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Marry me astronaut

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

You must be this tall.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'