Flatpack Furniture Assembler Gifts

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Handyman's Special'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Nick Offerman

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

DIY.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Introverted Chair

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

Irritable dowel syndrome

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.