Flat-pack Furniture Fanatic Gifts

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Handyman's Special'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Flat pack sales assistant

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

A flat-pack cow.

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'We come in pieces.'

Bird builds birdhouse around himself.

"Go and kill everyone in Ikea!"

"Let's just go with the open floor plan."