Home Arrangement Gifts

Feng Shui. All right, who left the feng-shui book lying in the middle of the floor?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Fittd shēt

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moving in

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Acclaimed mother.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Washing Line Walker

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."