New Home Setup Gifts

New TV says: You Could've Got Me Cheaper By Waiting A Day!

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'