New Home Installation Gifts

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Allotment

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And this is our media room."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Candle Portraits.

"Get... a-nother room!"