New Home Renovation Gifts

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'This is the first time I've seen a contract written on sandpaper.'

More lies.

"Oops!"

'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I'd invite you in but we've got new carpets downstairs."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You're welcome."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'