Renovating Home Gifts

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Massive Furniture Reductions!

"Too bright."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

"We're putting out this red carpet for the plumber."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Man and woman buying furniture.

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'