Renovating A House Gifts

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

DIY horror.

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'

'I can't believe you've finished the whole room already. You're the quickets painter and decorator I've ever had.'

Den Furniture

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"What do you mean, I need planning permission for a house made of bricks?"

"Well, which do we want to do...remodel the kithen or eat at that new Italian restaurant?"

'I said shag carpeting.'

Painting the Ceiling

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Let's get organized

Plastered.

"Was it a fuse?"

Builders discussing a new chimney

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."