Home Arrangement Pillows

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Fittd shēt

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ironing day.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Big screen TV falling through floor

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Washing Line Walker

Acclaimed mother.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets