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'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

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"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

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At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

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I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

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"There's more inside."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

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Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

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"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

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'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

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