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'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

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"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

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"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Acclaimed mother.

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

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"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

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