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'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

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At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moving in

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Acclaimed mother.

Washing Line Walker

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Family working together

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

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