Furniture Arranger Pillows

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Gesundheit!"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Angry boss

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'