Furniture Rearranger Pillows

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

"He couldn't find his phone."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Fumes from furniture

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Carpet Cleaner.

Irons In The Fire

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

Spring cleaning.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

His and Hers Draw Space

"Laundry or composting?"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."