Interior Rearranger Pillows

'I was going to redecorate, but found that just rearranging the furniture was all that was needed.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"I've changed my mind"

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Non Drip Paint

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

The benefits of decorating

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

"The place was in need of a woman's touch – and so was Bob."

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

Bathroom DIY

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

"He couldn't find his phone."

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."