Furniture Shifter Pillows

"Hmm, I'm not sure... let me see it in the corner again."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Interior design trends for parents....

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Eggshell blue

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Movers & Shakers

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality