Home Shifter Pillows

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Eggshell blue

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

A Wrecked-angle.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Distilled Elephant

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'