Stake Shifter Pillows

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Eggshell blue

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry